If I wrote a computer program I would simply not add any bugs.

RT @brenankeller@twitter.com
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

OMG Y'ALL. @judeswae just said that all of my toots are shit posts. I am offended! I proudly curate the best and cutest things on the internet.

Josh sent me this watermelon bird and I love it.

Hi @judeswae - I'm in a different room, but just wanted to say hi :D Toot toot tootin' up a storm.

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