Dani Schufeldt @dschufel@toot.thoughtworks.com
If I wrote a computer program I would simply not add any bugs.
„Brexit, my preeeecciiiiooouussss“ https://youtu.be/Tjp5OmoDYQM
RT @brenankeller@twitter.com
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
OMG Y'ALL. @judeswae just said that all of my toots are shit posts. I am offended! I proudly curate the best and cutest things on the internet.
Draw meeeeee @judeswae! Show this little face to the world! #ChunksBartholomeow1
I'm back, @judeswae ! TOOOT
Hi @judeswae - I'm in a different room, but just wanted to say hi :D Toot toot tootin' up a storm.
TootWorks, ftw!
