As it's my last day ThoughtWorks, it only felt right that Dame Chunks Bartholomeow I got a new mom, the one and only @ltran 😻😻😻😻😻@judeswae She's still here for you to visit!

Saying goodbye to @judeswae isn't easy. To help wish him off, @ltran and @amcwilli put together a mega awesome framed photo of manneken pis, signed by all of us! We'll miss you!!! 🍎🗽😭

If I wrote a computer program I would simply not add any bugs.

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

OMG Y'ALL. @judeswae just said that all of my toots are shit posts. I am offended! I proudly curate the best and cutest things on the internet.

Hi @judeswae - I'm in a different room, but just wanted to say hi :D Toot toot tootin' up a storm.


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