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folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

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To put into perspective what is happening, here is 6 month of history of the processing required to run mastodon.social:

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Hey @Gargron I have an important question

On April 1st can we please change toot to “florps” with no explanation and then back again the next day

Thankyou for your time

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If having a coffee in the morning doesn't wake you up, try deleting a table in a production database instead.

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I still see the occasional person on Twitter say that Mastodon will never "succeed", but I wouldn't call what Twitter has "success". Mastodon is good ol' community building.

We don't want to be exhausted by brands and promotion, nor have the platform continue to be unethically designed and lack any backbone for moderation. Federation spreads out the moderation task and the lack of brands and promotional nonsense is good. We can just follow and talk with others which is all people really need.

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social media is community infrastructure

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Just found one workaround to login Chat Mac App: Just change all the 'IN_NEW_WINDOW' and "EXTERNAL" to "_blank" in /Applications/Chat.app/Contents/Resources/app/main.js. Then start the Chat App and login, you can use the Chat App now.

"Diverse workspaces will come when we become comfortable sharing the uncomfortable." ThoughtWorker @mai_ya_sei shares why we must encourage more people to open up about their experiences. thght.works/2vTPiB2

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"The base robot is mobile, and can listen and talk. How do you want to customise it?"
"I don't."
"But then what use will it be?"
"Company."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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async(); await();
async(); await();
async(); await();
async(); await();
In the System()
// the mighty System()
The process.sleep()s tonight~

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